Goofus and Gallant

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by: Derek Greenberg
uploaded: 02/13/2012
I'm Goofus
I'm Gallant
And we have different aims
Our fate was determined
When our parents chose our names

I'm helpful
I'm evil
We really are a pair
Read about our exploits from
A dental office chair 

When ladies step into a room, I hold open the door
I am not so nice when I hold up a liquor store
I always wear a suit and tie when I'm in Sunday School
I go pee pee when I'm in an indoor public pool

I'm Goofus
I'm Gallant
We're two sides of a coin
I'll tip my hat when you walk by
I'll kick you in the groin

I will try to do what's right
And I do what is wrong
So thank you
You're welcome
For listening to this song.    
Tagses: derek greenberg (we can link these up later)

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