Matthew Mcconaughey stole my bike And if he fit on it, he'd have stolen my trike There he goes I hope he falls! He does this every holiday At parties that I throw Why I keep inviting him I don't really know He does a little jail time Then he's back on the street His rehabilitation incomplete Matthew Mcconaughey stole my bike And if he fit on it, he'd have stolen my trike There he goes I hope he falls! My 2-wheel purple bike Is all he wants to ride I'm never safe from bike theft As long as he's alive I think he might be lonely And bored beyond belief I understand why he's a bike thief Matthew Mcconaughey stole my bike And if he fit on it, he'd have stolen my trike There he goes I hope he falls! Matthew Mcconaughey stole my bike And if he fit on it, he'd have stolen my trike There he goes I hope he falls!  

Tagses: grand theft pop (we can link these up later)

Link to the mp3 file:
He Stole My Bike (Derek Greenberg cover, with Ella Wilson)
Link to this view of the song:
http://songs.netscrap.com/songs/?scrap_id=4717&scrap_category=43