
GRAVITRON
by: Pure Moods
uploaded: 02/04/2021
notes:
Ever go to the state fair?
Ever go on rides when you were there?
Ever seen the one the spins that round and sound?
Not the teacup ride no not upside down?
The one I’m talkin bouts that gravitron
The gravitron Yeah the gravitron
You really haven’t heard of the gravitron
You really haven’t heard of the gravitron
Oh my god
Well I am the guy at the middle of the gravitron
I pull the big lever that turns the motor on
I take care my riders don’t act like morons
I’m kidding these people are mostly ex-cons
That’s why we make sure they buckle up
And if they get rowdy I make the ride stop
People get hurt on the gravitron? Yes huh
A kid got decapitated up in Odessa
Last summer what a bummer
Lax safety controls and a lack of professional
Training but they were blaming
The fact that this kid was too fat for the maming
Gimme a break - I say failure to plan
AKA surefire plan to fail man
I don’t make the rules - I follow em
When life gives you ten pounds of lemons you swallow em
I digress - but I run a tight ship
You puke on my ride you puke on my carpet
This is my house please treat it as such
Next to my seat I keep a bucket and a crutch
You all spin round and round - up the walls again
but every single one of you fall down in the end
My seat stays put my eyes keep fixed
ahead at the blur while we listen to Styx
…And I love Styx
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Link to the mp3 file:
GRAVITRON
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http://songs.netscrap.com/songs/?scrap_id=5310&scrap_category=45